yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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