butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
This is not my ceiling
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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