Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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