Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Randomize
