woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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