So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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