So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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