I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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