I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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