is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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