I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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