The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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