I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I can't turn off my feet"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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