Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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