How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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