better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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