just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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