If i come over, it means nothing
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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