He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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