Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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