this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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