New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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