How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize