Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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