And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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