Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
found the other keg... it's in the tree
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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