For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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