So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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