had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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