if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I intend to get homeless drunk
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
