At least make sure they are 18
Why
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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