So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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