I think my vagina is haunted
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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