I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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