idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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