Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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