thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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