She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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