she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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