What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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