Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you had me at cake vodka
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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