do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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