sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.