Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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