capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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