so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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