New invention idea: vibrating tampons
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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