He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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