That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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