White coat. Heels.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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