Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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