Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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