He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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